RSS

Filler post

16 Oct

More Lord Tellis being bored in the wasteland:

—–

“Run away! A horrible abomination is coming for us!” Nameless ponies shouted as they ran down the hallway and passed Lord Tellis and today’s wasteland pony protangonist (and possibly friends of hers).

The group tensed for combat. Even Tellis seemed to get more excited (he had been getting bored of the war machines buzzing around the abandoned factory). Then it came around the corner. An abomination of flesh and metal that was so large it barely fit. Sides scraped across the sides of the hallway. Sparks where metal met metal and it’s organic parts open sores left trails of slime. It shrieked with the rage of the unliving and charged.

Lord Tellis sighed. “I shouldn’t have gotten my hopes up.”

Wasteland Pony Protangonist stared at the chaos warrior next to her. “Oh come on! I know you are jaded and all, but that’s a horrifying monster! You can barely tell where the machines end and the stitched-together animal flesh begins! Even you-”

“Nah. I’ve got a friend whose daughter has one of those for a pet. Heck. This one isn’t even as big. You can handle it. I’m going to go make cuss words in the ash outside using parts of destroyed robots. Give me a hollar if the thing over there splits into a endless horde of smaller enemies I can kick around like sports equipment.”

Advertisements
 
Leave a comment

Posted by on October 16, 2016 in Ponies

 

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s